"The River Akeron has been the site of brutal combat for control of the planet Scytulus III.
Eldar vs. Orks, Traitor Guard and Chaos Daemons
I'm sure the Panzees have some fancy-pantsy reason to be here.....I don't care!
Big Mek Shokka Zooloo brings Lootas, Da Furst Ligne, Da Skyboyz, Da Red Barun and Da Panzeestoma.
Sum stinkin' 'umie sez da chaos bosses like dis river....
Da Furst Ligne break formation, getting ready for a swim.
Look at that! A properly Orkified Chaos temple!
That is a pretty nice looking Falcon though.
After swimming the river (and some chaos help with the current),
Shokka uses his fancy tech to bring down an asteroid
After much whining and crying by the Manticore crew wanting to be "saved",
Da Panzeestompa finally arrives!
Da Panzeestompa eyes targets for stompin'.
After the crazied crew unloads every rokkit, shell, bullet, missile
The Panzee biker is hard to hit from the ground.
As Da Skyboyz finish off the Wraithguard by liberal use of a buzzsaw,
With the other targets dead, we're in for some air-to-air combat.
The Daemons start to show up, but da boyz made it across the river.
Uh oh...orbital bombardment.
A few boyz survive and shake it off...on to the Orky shrine!
Da skum-sucking, worthless, greedy, cowardly, grot-lickin' Loota boyz hang tough,
Da Red Barun finally arrives!
He unloads everything onto the Fire Warriors, dishing out some hurt.
He missed out on the other air combat, though.
The panzee wierdboy, leading his gits, shoots down all of my Deffkoptas.
A sneaky buggy drives around the Panzee trukk and puts a rokkit up it's butt.
Skorcha-juice reloaded, Da Panzeestompa likes ta make 'em do "Da Burny Dance".
What's that? A Vortex Grenade! I want one! No, not THAT WAY....
Da Boyz grab the shrine. Mine.
Da Red Barun makes another strafing run.
Some Panzee hero makes a big deal of himself. He's green, so let's fight him.
The last view of Da Panzeestompa, before the engines explode and kill everything nearby!
MY ORKY SHRINE
Fallen on both blood-soaked banks are heroes of both sides, important data- and weapon-caches,
and salvageable wreckage. Fate has conspired to bring the rescue forces of virtually every major
combatant together simultaneously...and the Akeron runs red again!"
Shokka shows up with his Lootas an some boyz to "Take a Sample"....
The river is tainted, but it ain't green. We need to fix that.
Some boyz had 'Dedicated' it to Gork (or Mork).
It's infested with Panzees....I want it back.
Maybe we can loot it.
The boyz shoot up some Panzee bikers and take the solid end of their
shootas to the survivor.
on top of a Panzee skimmer, squashing it flat.
Some Panzees squirt out of the seams.
Da Skyboyz come in and attack some Wraithguard.
and tank of burny-juice, there's a lot less of the Panzees to stomp.
Da boyz keep swinging with the butts of their shootas.
The Panzee wierdboy takes his gits around to kill the whiny Manticore anyway.
taking cover in the ruins and dishing out some hurt.
Oh well. More scrap to loot.
The huge machine is ripped up by the warp. Where's that river?