Apocalypse game at Texas Toy Soldier

September 24th, 2011

"The River Akeron has been the site of brutal combat for control of the planet Scytulus III.
Fallen on both blood-soaked banks are heroes of both sides, important data- and weapon-caches,
and salvageable wreckage. Fate has conspired to bring the rescue forces of virtually every major
combatant together simultaneously...and the Akeron runs red again!"

Eldar vs. Orks, Traitor Guard and Chaos Daemons

I'm sure the Panzees have some fancy-pantsy reason to be here.....I don't care!

Big Mek Shokka Zooloo brings Lootas, Da Furst Ligne, Da Skyboyz, Da Red Barun and Da Panzeestoma.

Sum stinkin' 'umie sez da chaos bosses like dis river....
Shokka shows up with his Lootas an some boyz to "Take a Sample"....



Da Furst Ligne break formation, getting ready for a swim.
The river is tainted, but it ain't green. We need to fix that.



Look at that! A properly Orkified Chaos temple!
Some boyz had 'Dedicated' it to Gork (or Mork).
It's infested with Panzees....I want it back.



That is a pretty nice looking Falcon though.
Maybe we can loot it.



After swimming the river (and some chaos help with the current),
The boyz shoot up some Panzee bikers and take the solid end of their
shootas to the survivor.



Shokka uses his fancy tech to bring down an asteroid
on top of a Panzee skimmer, squashing it flat.
Some Panzees squirt out of the seams.



After much whining and crying by the Manticore crew wanting to be "saved",
Da Skyboyz come in and attack some Wraithguard.



Da Panzeestompa finally arrives!



Da Panzeestompa eyes targets for stompin'.



After the crazied crew unloads every rokkit, shell, bullet, missile
and tank of burny-juice, there's a lot less of the Panzees to stomp.



The Panzee biker is hard to hit from the ground.
Da boyz keep swinging with the butts of their shootas.



As Da Skyboyz finish off the Wraithguard by liberal use of a buzzsaw,
The Panzee wierdboy takes his gits around to kill the whiny Manticore anyway.



With the other targets dead, we're in for some air-to-air combat.



The Daemons start to show up, but da boyz made it across the river.



Uh oh...orbital bombardment.



A few boyz survive and shake it off...on to the Orky shrine!



Da skum-sucking, worthless, greedy, cowardly, grot-lickin' Loota boyz hang tough,
taking cover in the ruins and dishing out some hurt.



Da Red Barun finally arrives!



He unloads everything onto the Fire Warriors, dishing out some hurt.



He missed out on the other air combat, though.



The panzee wierdboy, leading his gits, shoots down all of my Deffkoptas.
Oh well. More scrap to loot.



A sneaky buggy drives around the Panzee trukk and puts a rokkit up it's butt.



Skorcha-juice reloaded, Da Panzeestompa likes ta make 'em do "Da Burny Dance".



What's that? A Vortex Grenade! I want one! No, not THAT WAY....
The huge machine is ripped up by the warp. Where's that river?



Da Boyz grab the shrine. Mine.



Da Red Barun makes another strafing run.



Some Panzee hero makes a big deal of himself. He's green, so let's fight him.



The last view of Da Panzeestompa, before the engines explode and kill everything nearby!



MY ORKY SHRINE



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